King Perv Here: So I thought we'd have some fun with this Sex Story : Sex in Crazy Places and bring up some of the crazy places we've had sex. Have you ever scored in an unlikely place? Possibly somewhere you probably shouldn’t have?
What do I mean?
For instance, one time I walked into a restroom to find a couple engaged in Anal sex at a chicken joint. Yea the chicken was good there, but it never crossed my mind to get deep into that there.
So let me roll out three places where my hormones got the best of me, in a good way:
First up, is having sex in front of 5k people on a beach crazy?
Well for some of you it's probably not. But for me it meets my standard.
My first place was on a Jet Ski in the Atlantic Ocean on a summer afternoon where the waves were flat and the sun was shining high. For us the mood struck when we fell off our Jet Ski into the Ocean. My girls bikini went by by and that opened up the door so to say for my entry.
Ok, this is a cliche place, but if your girlfriends dad thought he was the next Rambo you may begin to understand how it qualifies. You see my girlfriends dad wasn't just into Rambo he wanted to be him. His home must have had at least a hundred guns and a side garage to make his own ammunition.
Getting caught defiling his daughter would be a bad day for me.
Ever get caught with your pants down? That might make a future blog!
Do you think that stopped me?
Would it stop you?
Hell no, not with my hormones.
I did lots of crazy stuff with her under his nose. Things that I would have paid dearly for if caught.
Did I really have free will or were my hormones in control?
The one exceptionally dumb time, was when I slept over, and we were watching TV in the living room while they were in another room. It’s amazing what you can get done under a blanket keeping you warm. So maybe this wasn’t the craziest, but it was definitely one of the most dangerous places.
Everything is better in the big city, even the sex.
My last story is in the big city.
I was in the city for a conference and my girlfriend tagged around to do some sightseeing. On the last day of the conference we headed back to our hotel early. The girl I was seeing was a bit of an exhibitionist, always looking for an opportunity to push things. Spying the perfect opportunity to push things, she took me up to our room overlooking Times Square. Pulling the curtains back, she wanted me to take her from behind while her breasts danced against the window for all to see. Look I'm not going to say I put on a long or great show, but we did have enthusiasm!
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