Hey Pervs, Strip Clubs also known as Gentlemen's Clubs, man do I have a love hate relationship with them. How about you guys? Find out why I always find BIG TROUBLE in LITTLE SPACES.
There’s nothing like going to your favorite strip club and finding a new bevy of fine ass girls eager to give you some loving. But if I’m not really really careful, I’m leaving broke with the bluest of blue balls.
Those sexual vixens know how to drain more than my manhood, they can drain my wallet faster than I can finish a private dance. Sometimes when your in the zone you just can’t say no,,,, at least I can’t.
What about you?
Stage names, it's always interesting to see what name the girls are running with at any particular club. I've never went too wrong with a Lexus!
Stay Calm, I know were missing your favorite type, this is just a sample.
Seems like there’s no end of choices.
It’s like a treasure hunt hitting these clubs, you never know
what treasure your going to find.
So what do I mean by Big Trouble in Small Spaces?
Unfortunately, I have a propensity to end up in trouble when I visit Vegas's finest establishments. I know this is going to sound stupid, and most of you believe this kinda stuff would never happen to you, but I've been chased out of my fair share of clubs and it usually goes like this...
So I’m in Vegas with my friends, horny fuckers, you know the kind with cash to burn.
We arrive at our club of choice.
In Vegas the girls are kicking everywhere.
The booze flows like rain and the music is always loud.
The clubs are MAN caves to end all MAN caves.
I must have looked like easy pray, an easy score that's more than happy to help a lucky girl out! So here comes this petite brunette making her way through the crowd over to my happy and horny lap, ready to be that girl I’ve been looking for.
Time to stand to attention!
This girl is ready for business, And so am I. Has she been looking for me all night or has she been looking for my wallet? My happy crotch tells my brain that she’s been looking for me, this is where all my common sense is lost and my wallet spills its guts....
The night is going great I’ve found my next score, surely she’s leaving with me tonight right guys?
Hell this may be a long term booty call?
Of course you guys know where this is going, the female devils Fix is in my Veins now and she’s not going to pull out until my wallet is empty.
Can you guess how this usually ends, more booze in me and I start losing track of the cash going out.
Private dance after private dance, and champagne why the hell not? Even though I hate that stuff. Good times are being had for me and my new love. But as they say what goes up must come down.
HOW MUCH DID I JUST SPEND?
Eventually I'm tapped out, and according to my new girlfriend, I’ve made promises in the back private room that she's expecting me to keep.
Did I make those promises to support her tonight and into the future???
Shit I don’t think so, but who knows with all the booze...
I do know it’s time for my friends to get me the hell out of here ASAP!
TIME TO BOUNCE
Before a bouncer shows me his boot. It's anyone's guess if I really did make those promises, but now I’m scared as shit, as it’s her word against mine.
My friends help me escape out before anything worse than an empty wallet happens. My new forever love is screaming I owe her more, I need to get the fuck out, the Bouncers are ready to PUMMEL me, this is how a night at strip club ends for me.
More times than I care to admit.
TIPS FROM THE FRONT LINES
So Strip Clubs are my FIX, anyone else get in over their head?
What about you guys, leave a comment and share your tips for others or take the poll!
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Sex Story: Vegas Strip Clubs - The Devils Fix
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